Wednesday, August 03, 2005

A Real Assbamador

It's official, John Bolton is the new U.S. Assbamador to the United Nations. If if wasn't clear to us that the U.S. has notched it's way up to a Monarchy over the years, King George Jr. has put our doubts to rest by completely side stepping Senate approval. "But", I hear you say, "the Consititution allows for such recess appointments!". May I remind you, Gentlemen, that in the late 1700s, when the Constitution was written, Congress met barely one month a year. Recess was the norm. So such a Constitutional allowance was understandable at the time. Times have changed. Congress now meets almost year round. (That's the nature of Big Government, there's always more bullshit to do!) While they can cite the letter of the law, they are well aware the Spirit has gone straight to Hell.

Well, now at least Bolton can get down to work, further corupting the only liberal world organization around. Sorry, Iran, I think your bowling time is up.